Donald Trump toilet paper
Don't just buy ordinary toilet paper... Use this one instead! It's something that everyone in the world should have, if you ask me. (especially Hillary). As a new saying goes - Dump with Trump! Love him? Hate him? Either way... you'll love this Trump toilet paper. By the way, it's twice as big, with 480 sheets in one roll!
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This toilet paper Trumps all the rest.